February 2012
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What people think I'm doing in 3:00 AM in the... →
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What I actually do:
this blog is epic
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I have 2 modes on tumblr. →
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Scrolling forever and finding nothing interesting on my dash.
Or reblogging everything in sight.
this blog is hilarious
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Everything has already been determined for you
thevisionofislam:
so don’t worry, and don’t be sad
your rizq is with Allah. All He asks is that you worship Him with a sincere heart and a strong intention.
Trust in Him.
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Date A Girl Who Travels
Date a girl who travels. Date a girl who would rather save up for out of town trips or day trips than buy new shoes or clothes. She may not look like a fashion plate, but behind that tanned and freckled face from all the days out in the sun, lies a mind that can take you places and an open heart that will take you for what you are, not for what you can be.
Date a girl who travels. You’ll...
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Conversation with God
Me: God can I ask you a question?
God: Sure
Me: Promise you won't get mad
God: I promise
Me: Why did you let so much stuff happen to me today?
God: What do you mean?
Me: Well, I woke up late,
God: Yes
Me: My car took forever to start,
God: Okay
Me: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait,
God: Huummmm...
Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call.....
God: All right
Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn't work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did you do that?
God: Let me see, the Death Angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one of the other angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that.
Me (humbled): OH
GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.
Me (ashamed).........
God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn't want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work.
Me (embarrasses): Ok
God: Your phone went dead bcuz the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered.
Me (softly): I see God
God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to be in the dark.
Me: I'm sorry God
God: Don't be sorry, just learn to trust me.....in all things, the good & the bad.
Me: I will trust you
God: And don't doubt that my plan for your day is always better than your plan.
Me: I won't God. And let me just tell you God, thank you for everything today.
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“For some of us, books are as important as almost anything else on earth. What a...”
– Anne Lamott, Bird by Bird: Some Instructions on Writing and Life (via excessivebookshelf)
When you see an actor on tv and you try to... →
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The funniest blog ever!!!
IMDB!
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~* My AlienFairyland *~: Fairy Tail Challenge Day... →
alienfairyland:
Day 30: How you got into Fairy Tail
Well, I was bored, so i was just trying to find for new anime to watch but not much seem to pull me in. Then I went to the usual website where i watch anime at (animeultima[dot]tv) and saw recent episodes of different animes being uploaded and one…
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Allaah's Apostle smiled while he was lying on a...
fizziklyfit:
:’)
What is forrest gump's password? →
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1forest1
You’ll never find a blog funnier than this
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dearnewspaper:
I want someone as mysterious and loyal as Haku; someone whose heart is like Howl’s.
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Everyday, in my dua'a, I pray to Allah for...
letssharestories:
Masha’Allah
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Mum's instant reaction to rain: →
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THE LAUNDRY!
QUICK, GET THE LAUNDRY!!!
Follow this blog and laugh some more
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Student of Knowledge: In The Presence of Your... →
forthesakeofallah:
I know You counted every tear, I know that You’re aware every time my breaths slow down, Every time my heart aches, I know that with every trial You bring me to, You have Your Hands held out ready to catch me and comfort me if I feel beaten
To truly sense Your Ever-Calming Presence, O…
